I am made of stories, music, and things fantastical.
maaaaaaan, her and Avea (who I had to put back at the last second thanks to my own screaming wallet… she will be mine. oh yes.)Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk I yearn, and my wallet yells at me
Remember kids, being a Goth isn’t about the wearing a particular style of clothes or listening to certain types of music…
It’s about ravaging the Balkans, threatening to sack Constantinople, actually sacking Rome and eventually establishing permanent kingdoms in Southern Gaul and the Iberian and Italian Peninsulas.
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
lately the graveyard out back has been positively swarming with seagulls, and the reason for that was discovered when my mom looked out her bedroom window one day to see a guy standing out there, liberally tossing out bread for them
so if the zombie apocalypse is set in motion because the occupants all clawed their way out of the dirt to just shut up the fuckin seagulls, you can blame that guy