judeisthelaw:

wolvesinthebackyard:

sibilantsyllables:

kathykatinahat:

tinyjewishsanta:

kittythesockmonkeyrenegade:

disputed-leech:

hellheavenanda711:

chazzasaurus:

lightsintokyo:

tiedyeskin:

“Take calcium.”

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

 ”honest person and she would have told him to his face that she thought he was a jerk who knew how to fuck well and that was it.”

Black Coffee Blues/124 words by Henry Rollins 

“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them” The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.

Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me.

“You remain in my path.”
Illyria- Haunted

Uhh… I don’t really know what to think…

“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” - The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Fuck. This means I’m never getting laid, doesn’t it?

During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” - The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkein 

Oh. Okay then.

“Within the 180 target trials, each of the five emotion categories (e.g., positive high arousal, neutral, etc.) was represented in 36 trials.” -Publication of the American Psychological Association, Sixth edition

Uhh…a lot better than I was expecting from a book that basically only tells you how to format psychological research papers.

“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

That’s just…that’s just swell. 

“And is not our modern history, my brothers, the story of brave malenky selves fighting these big machines?” - A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess

Hm. 

“I had an insistent and unaccountable craving for a sleep whose dreams I should not remember.” - Beyond the Wall of Sleep in H. P. Lovecraft The Complete Fiction.

Yup. Lovecraft. Figures.

“The floor-to-ceiling windows in their aluminum frames went out and the sofas and the lamps and dishes and sheet sets in flames, and the high school annuals and the diplomas and telephone.”

-Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

I’m, uh… not sure what to make of that. XD 

(Source: loveclaire, via recycledstarguts)

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